Yup, it's me. I'm the idiot who paid $20 for the 10+ year old Mennen Cool Spice Speed Stick deodorant on eBay. And to me, it was worth every penny. I should probably point out that these were brand new leftover stock from some drugstore. The product has dried out slightly over time, so it shrunk a bit inside the stick. But it's very minor and 100% usable. In fact, I'm wearing it now! It smells just the way I remember it, and now I'm blissfully reliving memories of my teenage years.